Well, indeed there is a variety of German music - but it's questionable, what of it is shit, what is bearable and what really good. For me the very most stuff is in the first categories, but my taste is very widespread. Of course your examples are shit. I like trash, but then old stuff from the 70ies and not chavvy junk. Otherwise high-intellectual political chansons are unbearable either.

In my case, among the usual European dullness, which look like that only "Nothing compares to you" and "Get up before the night is over" were broadcast on radio, almost only Germany stand out (negatively) with "Pump ab das bier" https://youtu.be/eXm_z8XnNLk (which anyway is a cover of Get up) and I have to thanks that I was born a week before "Me so horny" topped the hits charts in Dutchland. Seriously, what's wrong with you Germanic people?

The year I was born, there were a lot a great number one hits; I Heard it Through the Grapevine, Crimson & Clover, Everyday People, Get Back, Honky Tonk Woman, I Can't Get Next to You, Suspicious Minds, Wedding Bell Blues, Come Together/Something, Nah Nah Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Leaving on a Jet Plane, and Someday We'll be Together. Unfortunately, the week I was born it was none of those. Mine was the "Love Theme From Romeo & Juliet" from Henry Mancini.

Nothing wrong with that.

funny idea... the closest to my birth day is

Canada : I just want to be your everything ( Andy Gibb )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA6L8-lxaA8


USA : Best of my love ( The Emotions )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pahij2ZMkMw


UK : Angelo ( Brotherhood Of Man )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRLQs0w4ExY


Germany : Magic Fly ( Space ) some Scorpions would have been nice...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ukfGAd8T4


Australia : I go to Rio ( Peter Allen )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgq1g-2cQ54


wish i was born in early October, would have Star Wars theme...

while i have those " marvelous " songs some others , more lucky , had Final Countdown or Runaway Train.....

For mine:
Australia (Where I am from)
River of Dreams-Billy Joel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSq4B_zHqPM
UK
Mr. Vain-Culture Beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W_kWxWn-Zo
USA
Can't help falling in Love-UB40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUdloUqZa7w
Canada
Runaway Train - Soul Asylum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRtvqT_wMeY
Germany
What's Up - 4 Non Blondes (one of my guilty pleasure songs XD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc

My No.1 song was Elton John - Something About the Way You Look Tonight in Australia

My favorite video game character is Sonic, and the number one hit when I was born is called "Blue".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYfcmVkbPEE ?!

In that case "Blue" by Eiffel 65.

Me too