How many stars would your vehicle get if you Star Rated your own vehicle?

If I take into account my daily driving, how much time I spend in
my vehicle (which is about 20% or 25% of the day) and how I use the vehicle for business trips. I figured my SUV would be a (***) Three Star vehicle.

LOL what an idea

Volvo 850 - ***

But to what does the rating correspond? As usually I only use it 40-60 minutes per day for going to work and back to home, it does not really deserve 3-star I guess? (well, I also use it in other cases, but I do not drive much compared to many people).

If my life were a movie....

1999 Volkswagen Passat Wagon B5 [Typ 3B] **
2001 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 ***
1978 Volkswagen Westfalia [Typ 2/ T2] *
1997 Ford Taurus *

If I count the car I keep checking out (not daily) then:
2008 Volkswagen New Beetle Convertible Triple White [Typ 9C] *

If I were to make a movie about myself...i'm sure I wouldn't use the same cars, i'd have to pick something better

1994 Ford F-150 ***
2003 Lincoln Navigator ***
P71 Crown Victoria (years vary) ** (I am seldom in one, and when I am, another deputy drives)

I suppose the ratings would depend on the occurence that the hypothetical movie would centre around, so this is a little rough.

1990 Ford F-150 (*) - mine, but it doesn't have current registration or insurance, so I don't drive it
1993 Ford Escort (**)
2006/07 Chevrolet Cobalt (***) - I don't drive them that often, but I have as many as ten at my disposal
2006 Chevrolet Malibu (**)
other assorted Chevys/random GMs (*)
GM TDH/other less cool buses (***) - I only spend about an hour a day on the bus, but that's usually the closest I get to dramatic tension in a day, if I'm going to catch the bus.

As driver, main ones would be:
1997 Peugeot 205 ** - learned to drive with it, used it a little after that
2001 Peugeot 106 *** - used for two years, then sold to my parents, I still use it from time to time
2003 Peugeot 206 SW *** - car from my work, so I use it most of the time, thought that I do not drive so much
I could add a Toyota Yaris (from previous model) **, used one week as replacement of my 206.
And the large number of cars in which I have been as passenger, which is difficult to list. Main ones could be the 1995 Peugeot 106 Rallye of my father (that he still has) and the 1984 Honda Civic used by my parents for 11 years.

I don't use my car very often during the day, but I have so many little adventures in my car. I'd say it's a 4 star car.

Are you in the front or the backseat ?

Haha, I PUT people in the backseat.

For an Acura my family owns, 4 stars.