Also, there are some funny (not real) ones here: http://web-cars.com/humor/you.html


A few of my favorites:
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie
Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than
Isuzu