Here’s a few more (courtesy of me ... )


Ford Expedition – I like towing things larger than my house.
Ford Crown Victoria (Civilian) – I like impersonating a cop.
Ford Crown Victoria (Police) – I like being a cop *I also enjoy arresting those who impersonate a cop*
Ford Taurus – I hate the Toyota Camry.
Hummer H1 – I couldn’t afford the AM General HMMWV Humvee.
Hummer H2 – I buy marijuana.
Cadillac Escalade – I sell marijuana.
Honda Civic – Exxon, eat your heart out.
Honda Accord – Consumer Reports is your friend.
BMW M5 – Speed limit ... What speed limit?
BMW 7-Series – I only drive the best ...
Mercedes S-Class AMG – The only car that simultaneously allows you arrive in style while announcing you’re a prick.
Toyota Prius – Is it because I care or because I want people to think I care?
Toyota Sequoia – Let the gas prices rise, I don’t give a damn.
Toyota Land Cruiser – Wait! What does this button do? I forgot.
Toyota Camry – I hate the Ford Taurus.