Huh, this thread can be mutate into an unappetising direction. Shall I ask my wife, who works in the claim-settlement for car-accidents in an insurance company for pics? Better not...

Lest week there was the Ford Mondeo MkII Turnier of a local restaurant standing in the garage of my mechanic. Its windscreen had a big round smash.
"Pedestrian or bicyclist?" I've asked the guy.
"Deer", he answered, "Look on this weeks menu"