What a flyspeck. Do you what in these obscure countries (but in the USA and anywhere else, too) the obscure IMCDb-members all have in common? When we meet, we always loughing about Schizo-Monty. You are our main running gag.

But actually it's not funny any more, grotesque neither. Because it's too obvious, that you have -as night cub has correctly pointed out- really serious mental problems.