Except you measure with Saudi Arabian standards

This now here becoming really paranoid rushing ahead servience becomes a real pain in the ass (am I allowed to use such diction or am I not Google-compatible/acceptable any more with that? ) so I got the idea to offer our community a real relaxing and paranoid-tea-party-ideas-free event: let us meet at a hot summer day at an arbitrary German or Dutch beach or bathing lake. There you can see/enjoy everthing, we are now "cleaning" in a touchy-submissive way.
@mike962: do you have some specific suggestions? If not, no problem for me - there re more than enough possibilities around here.
(P.S. Nudist areas only without me. They absolutely spoil my appetite. For food and any kind of beverages, either alcoholic or non-alcoholic. And for cutie-spotting,too. But those don't exist there anyways)