My weirdest dreams usually involve water and drowning. I always have to escape from water rising around me and often it ends with me getting fully engulfed in water. So here are my two water dreams involving cars.

Dream #1: It starts off very awesome. I am driving my Chrysler Stratus over the Berlin Autobahn at a slightly altered dream-version of Autobahndreieck Funkturm (http://img.meer-land.de/citylife-travel/autobahn-dreieck-funkturm-000019.jpg). There was a layer of snow all over the place and i reached a point where the Autobahn was closed due to a accident and all traffic was diverted off.

Now it gets totally weird. A sudden climate change lets me end in a tropic forest. My car drives over a muddy brown road with the brazilian rain forest (or something like that) around me. As i get around the next corner i see a truck that has been stopped and in front of it a small river has ripped through the road and washed it away. I stop and try to turn but i have a big bus behind me so i have not enough room to turn my car around. So i jump out of the car and the river grows bigger and bigger. I run away as fast as i can while i leave the bus passengers to their drowning fate. Then it was over.

Dream #2 is from yesterday and it is really the weirdest shit i have ever dreamt. I am watching television with my friends and we zap to another program. So we zap to a documentary but we missed something from the beginning. Its a documentary about the fatal crash of Jim Clark and how it has changed Formula One. At first we see a very detailed review of Jim Clarks last race (Note: Jim Clark died in Formula Two and not One). He is not driving an Open-Wheeler but some convertible (like this: http://www.boldride.com/ride/1934/mg-pab-le-mans-works-racing-car ). Everything appears accurately in black and white, but the story takes place in the 1930s (Note: Jim Clark was born in the 30s). The track runs in most part through an english looking city but the documentary also includes self-made footage of a car driving over an english airport to explain stuff of the cars better. Weirdly the track also includes very futuristic levels where the tv screen is suddenly colorized again. The track is o futuristic, its even ahead of 2016.

Then the dream gets very harsh and brutal. We see the crash of Jim Clark. His car crashes into the rear of another car, flipps over and lands top down in a hay bale. Magically the camera zooms in and despite the 30s quality we get a very clear view of how Jims neck is broken and his head ripped off, only dangling on a small layer of skin (just google Near-Headless Neck and you can imagine how disgusting that looked). Then we see how Formula One evolves from an Open-Wheeler racing series to using cars with full enclosed bodies. They even strenghten the (very tiny) rear windows to secure them against breaking. In overall all windows are very small and the car is streamlined.

But do you think the dream is over? Nah i wake up but i fall asleep again and manage to continue it. Now the dead and miracusly aged body of Jim Clark is lying in a water filled bath tub completely submerged in the water. The whole building itself he is in is also submerged in water. Then Jim Clark rises up from his bath tub and he doesnt look happy. Saruman (that Sorcerer from Lord of the Rings) appears and tries to enchant him into a small blue round crystal with chains around it to bound Jims evil into it. But Jim Clark just blasts the chains away with his own magic, leaving the crystal useless. Next a witch appears (also a mix of movie characters) and the dream ends with Jim Clark attacking her while Saruman tries to defend the witch.

This second dream was so weird, i think i turn it into a book (slightly altered ofcourse).