Last night, I dreamt that I defected to China. I befriended with a Chinese man who owns junkyard. He has his vintage Chinese made pick up truck with extra cab body style. He has a quite a few vintage American made cars such as I spotted 1968 Ford full size (I only saw the rear of the car). Then, suddenly, I am by the street watching Chinese soldier teaching us about the hairstyle required by their government. I realized that my hairstyle doesn't conform their requirement. I tried to fix the best I could and all of sudden I encountered people who knows deaf people and attempted to sign language with me. I understood their sign language as if it was English Sign Language despite they are Chinese. Well, that's it folks I woke up.