I went to my uncles, got pics of a bunch of shit cars around his place. Here they are.
http://s119.photobucket.com/albums/o129/Explorer4x4/My20Pictures/?start=all

Not much, just old cars, mostly crappy cars. There were a few interesting ones. A Minor, a 76' Pacer D/L, quite a few Mazda B-Series, Rangers and a Hilux. Two old vans, one very old mail van (which my dad identified as a Jeep FJ-3 Fleetvan from the mid 1960s), three seperate Chevrolets from the 1930s or 1940s and a bunch of other crap.

What I wanted to know, is if I identified any of the cars wrong? I got some of the trim levels and brands from badges (such as the Ranger XL and 1976 AMC Pacer D/L).

There were two vans (both looked similar, but no identical), and I couldn't figure it out. One of them had two badges, one large (red) Chevrolet bow-tie badge, and then a Olson badge? Weren't Olson and Chevy two separate brands?

And no, wrenchead, I did not go out to a random place of a genius "senior citizen" and break into their sanctuary to take a bat to all their cars. Like I suppose all young people do (in your world).

A PACER!!

and those old chevys deserve restoration. I don't think that Moriis is a Minor. Maybe an Oxford.

That Pacer looks pretty cool without the front bumper. And the J-200 looks something awesome.

Some interesting stuff!
I think this

is a DAF 750

http://proto2.thinkquest.nl/~llc020/index3.php?hs_id=4&par_id=2&menu=4
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DAF_600
http://www.rallydaf.nl/

This is a Morris Minor:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_Minor

Dude! you have some classics in that yard! I love those old Chevys and that Pacer looks good to fix up.My uncle used to run a junkyard specializing in old buses.